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1:41pm April 23, 2014
12:44pm April 23, 2014

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

11:48am April 23, 2014

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

10:52am April 23, 2014

scientificmal:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

I HAVE to reblog this…

Remember that time the Addams Family was one of the best TV shows and movie serieses ever?

9:56am April 23, 2014

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

2. You are getting arrested. 

3. You are getting beaten by the police.

In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.

this had me dying of laughter

11:21pm April 22, 2014

April 22 blog

I dunno, I actually posted something longer than a sentence earlier, should I leave it at that?

nah. ;)

took a few things up to the office, now I just get to find homes for them.  shoved the two filing cabinets together (there were four, my boss took the other two with him), found a home for the shredder and found a table that I could steal. It’s going to get a tablecloth at some point and hide teen event stuff that isn’t pretty underneath, and the more fun things on top.

Ran into one of my former classmates, from the undergrad program. I miss them. We were awesome.

Otherwise a fairy normal day. Involved pizza for dinner, which is always a plus. :D

10:04pm April 22, 2014

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

SO. MANY. PUPPY. KISSES.

9:43pm April 22, 2014
Anonymous asked: Weighing in on the X-bigotry: That it exists totally makes sense. But the quantity of bigots in the Marvel Universe has never made sense to me. It's 2014 and still, everywhere the X-Men go there's always people, usually crowds, openly shouting slurs at them. New York, Rome, Washington, people calling them "muties" in public. Maybe I'm being naive, but I just don't think that prejudice on that scale makes sense in 2014.

ladyshinga:

gailsimone:

Are you kidding?

You don’t think modern people use slurs?


Do you read the news?

HAHAHAHAHA aww but for real I want to live in this world :(

Prejudice on the scale of openly shouted slurs. That would actually be a step up from what we have now.

NO REALLY. I live in a SERIOUSLY whitebread town. As in, census data puts us at 97.5% white. 

Read that again. 97.5% white.  Every other ethnicity combined comprises 2.5% of the population in this town. You might imagine, then, that PoC are likely not exactly at their most comfortable here. It’s also Tennessee, so you might imagine that slurs hang on, especially in the older generations.

(I miss living in a city.)

If only it was just old white people talking to each other about how horrible it is that 2.5% of the population is <insert racial slurs>.

I had a Black guy in yesterday, asking for help finding a church or some charity that would help him get bus money to leave this town. He said, and I quote, “I don’t want to say this place is racist, but I’ve seen Confederate flags…” and I told him that “No, you’re right, this is a pretty racist place. I certainly don’t blame you for wanting to leave. Come with me, we’ll call the closest church and see if they’re open. They should be able to tell you where to go if they can’t help.”

While I was on hold, he said he’d heard someone muttering something about lynching the day before. It is 2014, and we still have direct race-based death threats.

SHOUTED SLURS WOULD BE A STEP UP FROM WHAT WE HAVE NOW.

(he poked his head in today to tell me that he’d gotten the ticket and is leaving tomorrow. I wished that I’d had cash on me.)

(I also know that there is a significant class element to his dilemma, but the OP was about slurs and other people have unpacked the class/race issue far more eloquently than I could.)

9:08pm April 22, 2014

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

archiving-a-life:

emmamalene:

sailing-s0ul:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

where is it

Notes all gone. End of the world

Hell, did this going 60MPH on the beltway.

yeah, i learned this trick in high school, when changing clothes on a co-ed marching band bus was something we all just got used to doing.  wasn’t required, mind you, they separated us officially at changing time, but usually we were too impatient and just did it where we were.

8:12pm April 22, 2014

buttsandcuteness:

http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com/

this is far, far funnier than it has a right to be…….